Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 20:37:14 -0700 From: Charlie Ford <cford@sysnet.net> To: type2@bigkitty.azaccess.com Subject: The DBG/MOFOCO Mesquito Massacre II Yes ladies and gentlemen since I am living in Wisconsin for the summer I am once again going to put myself through the pain of listening to the rocket car scream down the track; enjoy the pleasure of viewing the bugs and busses (the only agony here is dealing with the showcar mentality owners who truly are a wimpy anal bunch), and swatting viscious Cheesehead Mosquito's that I believe actually work, or have worked for the Red Cross. They have about three quarts of my blood already and I have only been here a few weeks. This year should be a special event or damn sure better be simply because the show cost rendered by MOFOCO (the parts company as they like to call themselves) is upwards of about $12.00. This show will come complete with drag races and silicon babes bikini contest for those of you that enjoy women that could stiffly fall face forward and bounce back simply because of the rubberized breast recoil. The expected "most special part of the weekend" will be the Der Busbesitzer Gruppe (DBG) Campout at Earl Paynters Farm. This farm is destined to be the Yasgars (The Woodstock Farm for you younger volks) of the VW show world. For those of you that might be able to break away and make this show here are some directions. >From the North: Head to Milwaukee on 94 south, get off at Highway KR about 20 miles south of the city, turn West. That will take you directly to the dragstrip. >From the South: Go through Chicago and proceed on Northward on Interstate 94 toward Milwaukee. Bring tons of toll money because they want to act like they are paying for the roads in Illinois although they are in awful shape. Get off on Highway KR West, or the one you love, and there is the dragstrip. >From the East: Drive in on Interstate 43, or 90 and toward Milwaukee. Pick up Interstate 94 and head south to Highway KR and head West again. You'll also see the dragstrip. >From the West: You can't get here from there if you con't have a Kubelwagon. Lake Michigan is just not good on a bus or bug. The Further Festival is also being held up here this Saturday and so the campout promises to be filled with busses and some really colorful people. Andy Soiney has dyed his hair orange specifically for this event, at least I think it was for that. Drop by the Mothership and see Gus and I if you lumber up this way. Don't forget Mosquito Repellent. Remember Friday night we will be camping at the Wildlife Refuge and listening to the DBG travel band Fungus Garden Reverb. We welcome any enthusiasts who wish to have a good time. Camping is allowed there for a marginal fee of $5.00. If you want to get there follow the above directions and the ones below. Pass Great Lakes Dragaway on Hwy KR and proceed a mile or so until you hit HWY 45. Take a right and proceed into Union Grove. At the first set of stoplights take a left onto HWY 11. Proceed approximately 3 miles into Kansasville. You will run into HWY 75. Take a right and go about 1/8 mile. The Wildlife Refuge will be on your left. It is a big white house with black shutters. The number there is 414-878-4766. You can ask for Matt or Andy Soiney if you have questions or problems. We should be there around 5:00pm. Hope to see you there. Thanks for tolerating the ramblings, Charlie Ford. Charlie Ford cford@sysnet.net (912) 375-3651 (Leave Message) www.tiora.net/~keen/charlie/charlie.html "The Search for the Beginning of Wind" "You ride through life on the horse the Almighty gave you. Go easy on the whip." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To leave the list, send an UNSUBSCRIBE message to TYPE2-REQUEST@TYPE2.COM -------------------------------------------------------------------------